Top 10 "Florida Man" Stories
Source: The Miami Herald
1. The Florida man who tossed a three-foot alligator through the drive-thru window at Wendy's. His real name is Joshua James. Hewasarrested back in 2016.
2. A Florida man slapped his employees with a large lizard called a bearded dragon. Hewasthe owner of a reptile store.
3. A Florida man broke into a car dealership . . . stole an SUV, along with two TVs from the lobby . . . crashed through the glass doors . . . abandoned the SUV . . . then told cops he didn't remember any of it.
4. A Florida man tied a 12-foot alligator to a tree to keep as a pet.
5. A hangry Florida man bit off his girlfriend's thumb during a late-night Taco Bell run.
6. A drugged-up Florida man got burned dancing naked in a fire, then attacked police.
7. A Florida man who collected flamethrowers set his house on fire.
8. A Florida man got out of jail, then immediately broke into a car in the parking lot.
9. A Florida man was caught pleasuring himself with a stuffed animal at Walmart.
10. A Florida man dressed up as a pirate, and got arrested for firing a musket at cars on the highway.