"Look at you, you don't know what's in your bag!"

Those were the words of a TSA agent who smiled as she pulled a 12-inch dildo out of a young man's luggage, much to the man's embarrassment. His father, Ted Andressen of New Orleans, laughed along as he recorded the luggage search, later posting it on Facebook under the title, "When you plant a 12 inch dildo and lube in your sons carry on. Priceless".