I wrote the lyrics, you perform it!! I'll give the best one a prize!

With Lizzo, Luke Combs and other "big" people being so popular these days... I thought I'd write this song. I still can't play guitar well enough to perform it..... but if I like yours...... I'll give you a prize from the prize piñata!!!

(To the tune of "I was country, when country wasn't cool" by Barbra Mandrell)

I was chubby, when chubby wasn’t cool

I remember wearing husky Levi’s,

untucked shirts even when they weren’t in style.

I remember eaten with Kenny Rogers,

at the roosters when the chicken was really mild.

I was eaten at the buffet when all my friends

were diggin crescent rolls & Ramen noodles.

I was chubby, when chubby wasn’t cool.

I remember sittin’ in the driveway,

pulling up and woofin’ down rib bones.

I remember when no one was lookin’,

I was putting peanuts in my coke.

I took a lot of kidding cause i never did fit in,

now look at all the chubby’s tryin’ to be what I was then.

I was chubby, when chubby wasn’t cool.

Ooooh, I was chubby, when chubby wasn’t cool.

I was fat from my hat down to my boots.

I still act and look the same,

what I weigh ain’t nothin new.

I was chubby, when chubby wasn’t cool.

They called us fatty daddys for bein’ over weight,

I’m glad we live in a country where we’re all fat in every state.

Hey, I was chubby, when chubby wasn’t cool,

yeah and I was fat from my hat down to my boots.

I still act and look the same,

what I weigh ain’t nothin new.

Cause, I was chubby when chubby wasn’t cool.

Yeah, I was chubby when chubby wan’t cool.

(by Russ Ray Rollins)

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