Usually, when launching a lighter-than-air craft that will support both you and your wife, you would want to make sure in no unspecific terms your life will not be endangered.
But Chris Gursky is a machine.
Either that, or he wishes he could mulligan this flight and have a do-over.
In this harrowing video, he miraculously hangs on (pun intended) for as long as he could. But don't worry! He didn't die. So that's a plus.
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