New Yorkers need not worry when faced with the problem of a clean, convenient bathroom to poop in because now, thanks to Charmin, a Poop Uber hybrid of sorts (I like to call it Poo-ber) will show up in your neighborhood and give you that comfort you never knew you needed.
Also, for whatever reason, if you use it today (June 21st) or tomorrow, Anthony Anderson will be on board. Telling... poop..... jokes?