(Nose-picking masturbator - NYPD)
New York City police are on the hunt for a man seen masturbating twice on subways in the city last month.
A man reported seeing the suspect masturbating on a southbound A train at 14th street on October 11th. Less than two weeks later a woman saw the suspect pleasuring himself on a northbound E train station at 53rd street during the peak of morning rush hour.
No injuries have been reported, but police have release a photo of the suspect in which he appears to be picking his nose. The creep is believed to be about 50 to 60 years old, 6 feet tall, and 200 to 250 pounds. He was last seen wearing a light jacket and blue jeans.
This is what Garcetti, Brown, and the rest of the California Democrats want for us. They want to shove us all on mass transit, while they still get to be shuttled around in their air conditioned SUVs and we get stuck next to nose-picking masturbators.
No thank you.